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Teen Demotivational Poster

IT'S FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH - Someone isn't happy with Rebecca

TAGS: friday thirteenth
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by Budog

MyMeatStick1 - May 18, 2011, 2:38 am
Jason is earths only hope!

Never saw it Coming -

TAGS: newspaper ipad oldtimer fly teenager
Rating: 4.75/5

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calvin5040 - January 20, 2014, 2:56 pm
calvin5040 - January 20, 2014, 2:55 pm
You who also never saw it coming? The parent that received the bill from the school for $499 to replace the I-pad they just broke.
GaryO - January 13, 2014, 7:13 pm
Geez Greeny, I knew this joke had been around, but didn’t know it was THAT old….I like this version too.
Greeny - January 13, 2014, 6:22 am
Oldsod - January 11, 2014, 9:21 pm
Absolutely brilliant!
MissPriss - January 11, 2014, 11:01 am
Hey, an iPad works great, as long as it's someone elses.
kirill - January 11, 2014, 8:26 am
awesome. explains why teens make great customer service reps

C H I L D R E N - You spend the first year of their lives telling them to stand up and talk and the following 17 years telling them to sit down and shut up.

TAGS: children teenagers standing talking
Rating: 4.41/5

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Uthon - April 17, 2012, 2:48 am
Read it on a magnet.
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 3:15 pm
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/80831060/ #3

DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.

TAGS: remember kids it takes a lot of energy to keep up with deadpool so be sure to eat all seventeen courses of your breakfast assignment for december 13 smells
Rating: 3.94/5

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K0rNb4LL - February 15, 2013, 2:32 am
For those that don't know him also keep in mind that Deadpool is clinically insane and does crazy stuff like what is in the pic almost every opportunity he can. He's gotten really popular lately.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:26 pm
mp Mr. C
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:24 pm
Thanks Bone!
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:17 pm
"Deadpool" (one word) is super hero - "Dead Pool" (two words) for betting on who is going to die next.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:15 pm
Some kind of marvel super hero...but those of that are betting kinda guys refer to the "Dead Pool" as a list of names were we bet on who's going to die next - mostly celebs. What?!? Never heard?
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm
i may have asked this before but whats dead pool?

TMNT - 'cause "Teenage Mutant Ninja Horses" just didn't quite make the cut

YNGWIE MALMSTEEN - Trust me, he loves 'em.


TAGS: girls teen fatherhood attitude parenting
Rating: 4.88/5

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MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 10:00 pm
Pretty damn funny
Reality Lord - February 5, 2012, 7:24 am

oo7man - August 26, 2011, 11:32 pm
moove get out the way move
agdaniele - February 23, 2011, 5:55 pm
And young guys today think it's hard to make a girlfriend out of one... they have no idea.
culos - February 23, 2011, 2:05 pm
You're sooooooooooo right, Mine's is 15 and sweet! (She made me say that...)

THIS JUST IN... - Kowabunga!

TAGS: april o neil tmnt teenage mutant ninja turtles redhead redheads
Rating: 2.63/5

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Weapon X - November 25, 2010, 2:23 pm
LOVE this one!!! But April was NEVER a redhead...except maybe for what's-her-name in the first movie...and even then, that doesn't count...

CAPTAIN CAVEMAN - A short hairy guy touring around with 3 hot chicks? (Sound like a Ron Jeremy movie.)

TAGS: capt captain caveman cavey teen angel hanna barbera cartoon cartoons
Rating: 3.6/5

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Agent K - August 6, 2009, 9:45 am
hahaha thats how you do it man 5 poodles for you!
jake - August 6, 2009, 9:19 am
BWAHAHAAHAAA!!! jalford actually made a 'funny'!!!


TAGS: teenage daughters revenge
Rating: 4.88/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 15, 2017, 10:18 pm
It's nothing a stiff beating won't help.
motifayk - May 2, 2014, 5:29 pm
Must agree with the homer on that one,, 5L
ughomer - May 2, 2014, 2:31 am
Pretty friggin' good for a first post!

18 -

TAGS: eighteen turtle tortois
Rating: 5/5

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:03 am
Hmm... looks like it's the female one talking in the picture though.


TAGS: children teens offlineonline extreme bullying
Rating: 4.54/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - September 29, 2013, 2:42 pm
Poor souls, may god have mercy on them in the next world. My prayers are with the families.
tellitlikeitis - June 18, 2011, 6:32 am
Unfortunately true... but the truth about it is that it's "them" who are the weak ones!
Reality Lord - June 17, 2011, 8:02 am

all these new rules they have in school are bs. the bottom line is the same now as it was when i was a kid. if they "shove" you....swing back as hard and as often as you can. bullies see "nice people" as weak.
tellitlikeitis - June 16, 2011, 11:48 am
Totally agree Demo. More and more kids today are doing various crimes and these kids are so young! Why not do it when there's not much consequence to face.
Demo33 - June 15, 2011, 11:00 pm
Indeed, however i do believe that if a complaint is made that is how police see it however due to the fact that most bullies are underage nothing comes of it, which is a shame, it definately needs to be taken more seriously.
tellitlikeitis - June 15, 2011, 7:04 pm
The laws need change the wording from "bullying" to "harassment" and charge the bully with man-slaughter.
tellitlikeitis - June 15, 2011, 6:55 pm
No worries Mooooo..Usually it is the ugly kids that get picked on, not today though. Probably jeasouly i guess and insecurity on the bully's part. It's just an aweful shame-- that's all I meant from the poster.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2011, 5:11 pm
Sorry tellit........I miss the heartless sadism of the old motifake
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2011, 5:09 pm
Why were the hotter girls bullied?.....they're 4's maybe 5's if I was still drinking.......whatever happened to only picking on the poor and ugly kids?.........BRB, I have to go punch my mailperson.....(she has braces)
tellitlikeitis - June 15, 2011, 12:20 pm
Ouch! I didn't realize that there would be so many comments on this one. Let me just knock those chips off your shoulders.
MilDoc - June 15, 2011, 11:00 am
"Life is pain. Anyone who tells you differently is trying to sell you something."
MilDoc - June 15, 2011, 11:00 am
Bullying will always exist as long as there are insecure a55holes in the world. We don't have to like it, but al least accept the fact. The choice is: whine about how unfair it is, or teach our kids how to deal with it in a constructive, non-lethal way.
Demo33 - June 15, 2011, 6:50 am
tellitlikeitis you obviously have no sence of sarcastic humor, i was bullied very badly at school but delt with it when i realised that A) kids in other parts of the world are starving, homeless etc B)There are assholes everywhere get used to it.
curzondax12 - June 14, 2011, 9:02 pm
what really irks me is usually the bullies who drive them to suicide get no punishment. They boo hoo it up say sorry then go on with there lives while the victim cant.
curzondax12 - June 14, 2011, 9:00 pm
As a bullied youth who now has to cope with schools doing nothing about the bullying of my kids I really have a soft spot for these kids and what they went through.
tellitlikeitis - June 14, 2011, 6:37 pm
As you can all see, their attractive looking kids. Most typically the "bully" is someone who has extreme inadequacies, so they must empower themselves by bringing someone else down--cowards tend to do that. Demo33, obviously you have no kids or no heart.
Demo33 - June 14, 2011, 12:55 pm
ahhh fuck em they probably deserved it. x
Sho - June 14, 2011, 10:32 am
I've been through this at some point, the thoughts of suicide and killing everyone was on my mind
legolasegb - June 14, 2011, 10:16 am
Yeah, but you didn't commit suicide. There's got to be a lot more wrong than just being bullied to prompt someone to commit suicide.
Hawamleh - June 14, 2011, 10:02 am
You'll find that bullying is quite obsolete here in Jordan. It's more of a Hazing thing here.
tellitlikeitis - June 14, 2011, 9:22 am
I think that many of us have been somewhat bullied at sometime or another-- it just breaks my heart to see this happen. These are real pictures of kids that have experienced "extremed bullied".
forseti - June 14, 2011, 3:58 am
well... today is total lack of mercy assignment day. I lol'd... Sorry!
justme - June 14, 2011, 2:08 am
great one... I've been bullied too so i know how it feels...

GOD DAMMIT - After all the God damn shitty posts, you're goddamn lucky you can log on to this site, God dammit!

TAGS: not another teen movie coach goddammit knee drop owned
Rating: 2.47/5

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Treehodger - March 18, 2010, 4:51 am
Don't get pissed at me fo- oh wait, that one was not for me. Carry on.


TAGS: parent child teen
Rating: 4.69/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 19, 2013, 10:49 pm
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 8, 2012, 2:50 pm
Well 5aid!

devils and dust -

TAGS: nathan cirillo canada ottawa springsteen
Rating: 4.68/5

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ughomer - October 24, 2014, 9:02 am
Well done RL!
maoworks2 - October 23, 2014, 2:55 pm
That Was Great .


TAGS: father son talk teen life
Rating: 4.41/5

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MashiMashi - March 3, 2012, 12:20 pm
...And then we talke to my daughter (sister) and WE (DAD+SON) learned a lot, oh and how we did.


TAGS: raven is her name teen titans beast boy
Rating: 3.73/5

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mariana - October 24, 2009, 12:09 pm
i love teen titans (especially raven and beast boy)now that i no it was you who made this i got 2 say thanks!! this always makes me laugh!!
omnia - September 27, 2009, 7:08 am
and i'm in that demographic
Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 4:45 pm
relevant*...another typo; I'm off my game.
Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 4:44 pm
Well, it is a small demographic: people who find Teen Titans relavent AND get the Poe reference. I just couldn't resist making it, though.
Firefist Ace - September 26, 2009, 4:27 pm
Too epic for many to understand^^ 12 Lions!
Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 3:25 pm
Thanks, woody. I'm glad someone liked it. People seem to be voting low. I starting to suspect that I have my own personal sniper. *eyes shift back and forth*
Woodywood03a - September 26, 2009, 3:16 pm
That one is too funny!!!


TAGS: life time wonderland tale character novel teen girl oz tea
Rating: 3.72/5

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Eugene - August 20, 2009, 7:54 pm
Epic Nice,simple,and win

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES - Just got a lot better

TAGS: teenage mutant ninja turtles girls
Rating: 3.95/5

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Bakstabr - July 28, 2010, 12:49 am
Wow...sorry for the double comment but somehow.....a teenage Mutant Ninja turtle game promo is right next to this pic and it has donny on it haha
ICEMAN - July 28, 2010, 12:49 am
Bakstabr - July 28, 2010, 12:47 am
Anyone else notice that the brains of the Turtles, Donatello is missing in this photo


TAGS: gay sweater teen angst punk rebel
Rating: 3.23/5

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CANADA - September 25, 2009, 12:00 pm
i use to have a red mohawk
bOB cHIN - September 25, 2009, 8:14 am
Yep, chip off the olde block.
Ed-Hyde - September 25, 2009, 8:06 am
My wife and I were talking bout this the other day. How disappointed our son is going to be when he comes home with green hair . . . and we yell AWESOME!!
Bartimaeus - September 24, 2009, 10:22 pm
I'm glad you like it, aggy. Wish more people would vote, though. This has been in the incubator for a while.
agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 9:57 pm
Love it!

TEEN PREGNANCY - The statistics are significantly true!

TAGS: teen pregnancy
Rating: 3.13/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 11:28 pm
Ahhh, but it doesn't say 25 YEARS. Definitely teen pregnancy drops off after the age of 25 months. And wouldn't a 113-119 year old be a "teen"? There's definitely a drop-off in rate of teen pregnancy between 19 and 113 year old females. Eh. I tried.
LOLOLOL - April 3, 2009, 8:15 pm
Pregnancy: the one thing comedy shows never make fun of.
Sean - December 9, 2008, 6:28 pm
Actually, the stats are wrong (referring to poster's text). It's impossible for there to be any kind of drop AT 25. And man am I bored out of my skull right now.
aPauling - August 23, 2008, 8:00 pm
Call me a perv, but I wouldn't touch a teenager over 19 years old.

TIME LINCOLN - No one will catch Time Lincoln!

TAGS: time lincoln abe abraham athf aqua teen hunger force adult swim
Rating: 2.53/5

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spacedog - July 30, 2009, 2:40 pm
Must be a Girl Genius fan with that "spark" costume.

DEATHSTROKE - Part-time supervillain, part-time pedophile.

CRABS - They get near ya, hit 'em with the shampoo.

IRONY - Living the American dream while singing songs about how hard life is

TAGS: irony springsteen
Rating: 4.89/5

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maoworks2 - June 29, 2012, 7:17 pm
The Boss !

CARROT & STICK METHOD - Reforming unruly teenagers is a simple task. Throw a carrot. When they try to catch it, beat them with a stick.

POTCHEEN - When drinking yourself into a triple delirium just isn't good enough

TAGS: potcheen poitin poteen
Rating: 3/5

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Muck - November 1, 2009, 2:16 pm
Agree, didn't want to go for obvious pic (logo or bottle)so tried bit more obscure and indirect pic. Nae a winner indeed. But we shan't give in, never!
CANADA - October 30, 2009, 11:13 pm
you needed a better picture


TAGS: adult swim aqua teen hunger force athf frylock meatwad master shake
Rating: 2.29/5

More motifakes by jalford

Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 7:42 pm
Timmies! Where's my belt!? O, I'm wearing it! *yanks off belt* Tell me when the get close...I'll smack 'em!
CANADA - October 24, 2009, 7:39 pm
DreMagnum - October 24, 2009, 7:37 pm
epic timmy
Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 7:37 pm
Why? What's wrong with Jalford? Did he steal your legos?
DreMagnum - October 24, 2009, 7:30 pm
Jalford=1 lion
kayelemenohpee - October 24, 2009, 7:24 pm
that shit made my day hahhahah

CHILDHOOD OBESITY - But, on the bright side, His thumbs are buff.

TRINITY...HELP! - When you wish your world was the matrix

GOING GREEN - Maybe this is taking it a little too far.

TAGS: beast boy beastboy changeling teen titans tokyo catgirl catgirls anime
Rating: 2.08/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 24, 2010, 2:06 pm


TAGS: arrest of teen for wrapping cat in duct tape
Rating: 1.36/5

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jejeloman - October 18, 2012, 11:51 am
how can someone do this stupidity??!?!! poor little cat :(
twill1962 - July 7, 2012, 7:51 pm
I beelieve that cat was rescued and named Sticky.
Derek - October 19, 2009, 5:29 pm
Because you'll be crying out for him when the tape comes off


TAGS: you load sixteen tons
Rating: 3.5/5

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Derek - August 30, 2009, 5:42 am
Owww cuts too close to the bone.

FALCON PUNCH - It Solves Teen Pregnancy

PHILADELPHIA - You've gotta do a better job watching "Michael VICK"!!

Retirement -

TAGS: retirement days three to fourteen
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - September 2, 2013, 11:44 am
Hi ughomer, I tried to email you on here about one of your posters that I love but I couldn't get it to send to you... if you get a sec to send me one I can reply to it :)
chickenlittle - September 2, 2013, 10:41 am
Thanks ughomer! :)
ughomer - September 2, 2013, 10:21 am
Marvelous, C-Little! 5 Lions.


Childbearing Years -

TAGS: teen wastes childbearing years prime
Rating: 4.93/5

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Ron2 - September 20, 2013, 6:54 am
Excellent... though, the truth in this is way to sobering.
chickenlittle - September 18, 2013, 9:10 am
Love it! 5L's :)

making jason voorhees happier than usual -


TAGS: twilight teen daughter protective dad
Rating: 4.87/5

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EmoChik - October 29, 2010, 3:22 am
If I was you daughter then I'd be suprised too. You want your daughter to turn into a leech?
Reality Lord - September 5, 2010, 1:22 pm

agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 1:03 pm
So, you only want your daughter to lose her black cherry?
Faceplant31 - September 5, 2010, 11:28 am
Just cruising. I am usually not on here during the weekend but i have some free time this morning. I was here Friday.
Reality Lord - September 5, 2010, 11:20 am

geez fp i know this is gonna come off as gay but i missed you man. where u been?
Faceplant31 - September 5, 2010, 10:50 am
ROR! 5L, perfect
GreyScorpion - September 5, 2010, 10:35 am

IN TODAY’S YOUTH - The term ‘that’s my favourite song ever’. Ever- referring to the most recent memory the brain can remember

TAGS: teen music sucks choice hard
Rating: 4.84/5

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mariand - August 11, 2011, 2:36 pm
true 5tory


TAGS: coitus interruptus teenage daughter
Rating: 4.73/5

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TheTrashHeap - August 15, 2010, 11:03 am
It's Culos! RUN!!
ICEMAN - August 15, 2010, 10:52 am
Nice. 5


TAGS: think teen baby diaper
Rating: 4.71/5

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tellitlikeitis - April 15, 2011, 7:56 am
Nice one. 5 lions.


TAGS: teenagers calendar music is dead
Rating: 4.6/5

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mariand - January 20, 2012, 6:05 pm
OMG... you shouldn't say that name next to this picture!!!
maoworks2 - January 20, 2012, 4:10 pm
Where's Billy Idol When You Need Him !

BEST STRATEGY - Keep it simple. Always, ALWAYS go with the Falcon Punch!

COINCIDENCE? - I think not

I DREAM OF STARFIRE - Top that, Sidney Sheldon!

TAGS: i dream of jeannie genie teen titans starfire blackfire genies
Rating: 2.14/5

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omg hai - August 5, 2009, 1:12 am
rule 34 lolzwut.

here we are now -

TAGS: cobain teen spirit nirvana
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - June 20, 2014, 5:51 pm
Jeez... Smells Like Teen Spirit!!!!
GaryO - June 20, 2014, 9:25 am
dang...past my time, but now old....shyt

Homeless Teens -


TAGS: reno proved his incompetence and benteen showed his indifference but they survived
Rating: 3.76/5

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ICEMAN - October 2, 2010, 1:39 am
Take that to the bank. 5L
Derek - October 28, 2009, 4:36 pm
Best colourisation I've ever seen
spacedog - October 28, 2009, 11:28 am
Amsome Haarakkon. 5L


TAGS: eighteen legal youth
Rating: 3.74/5

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BoneCD - September 16, 2009, 10:53 am
Ed-Hyde - September 16, 2009, 7:17 am
Om nom nom
spacedog - September 15, 2009, 3:56 pm
Beauty Ron! 5L.



TAGS: miss teen south carolina
Rating: 2.73/5

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Untamedfifty - February 4, 2010, 6:54 am
i am from SC and think this is funny

SHAKE - My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and their like it's better than yours damn right it's better than yours, I can teach you but I have to charge

TEENAGE BRAINS - missing those parts which are needed for: common sense, spelling, grammar, etc

TAGS: teenage brains spelling grammar missing
Rating: 1.59/5

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Anon - February 18, 2009, 3:20 am
I have both a spelling and grammar section, though i lack an offensive hip-hop/rap section. It makes me smile to be different

We Learned More -

TAGS: no surrender bruce springsteen school
Rating: 4.44/5

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maoworks2 - December 15, 2013, 10:42 am
Hey The Boss .

TEENAGERS - The world needs ditch diggers too.

TEENAGERS - It's all right, sweetie: you're not that important, after all.

TERROR ALERT CRIMSON - Code name "Fluffy" escaped from Viagra test labs at 3:15 PM Friday. Suspect is to be considered armed and EXTREMELY dangerous.

TAGS: teenage kittens
Rating: 3.76/5

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Ed-Hyde - December 8, 2009, 7:38 am
I thought he just meant you know good henchmen when you see them.
Zed - December 8, 2009, 1:01 am
Random, are you insinuating that I "pal around with terrorists"?
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 12:43 am
So I'm guessing the cat is now your right hand man Zed?
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 12:42 am
Zed - December 8, 2009, 12:41 am
When discovered, his handler, Dr. Jennifer Thompson, could only repeat "Wow" over and over again...
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 12:41 am
5 ready lions!

TEEN PREGNANCY - Sex is all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets pregnant.

TAGS: teen pregnancy girl
Rating: 3.05/5

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Bartimaeus - January 24, 2010, 9:51 pm
Loses an eye!? Then she was paying too close attention.
Porcelina - July 30, 2009, 10:11 pm
We have the Falcon Punch for such occasions
LOLOLOL - July 30, 2009, 8:52 pm
HAHA!!! Sheeessss... PREGNANT!!! lolololol I lmao'ed when juno gave birth lololololol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2009, 12:11 pm
If she loses an eye she should have opened her mouth wider. If she gets pregnant I'm on the next train to the Yukon.
LogicDude - July 8, 2009, 3:11 pm
How about a nice Hawaiian er, Falcon Punch!?

I WAS A TEENAGE - hall monitor

ARMED RESPONSIBLE TEENAGER - Just like sexual education, not knowing about something doesn't make them any safer... So please, teach them how to shoot!

TAGS: gun control teenagers girl
Rating: 2.15/5
Reason - November 19, 2009, 7:14 pm
marksmanship with a stockless AK-74 is going to be pretty damn hard no matter how much you practice.
spacedog - November 17, 2009, 7:26 pm
Haar did a great poster about marksmanship and using semi-automatic weapons. This just appears to be an advertisement.
Sean - November 17, 2009, 6:36 pm
FATHERS Your daughter's a target, if you know what I mean *wink wink*, and if you're not going to teach her about the pill or condoms, she's really gonna need to know how to handle one of these babies.
Sean - November 17, 2009, 6:31 pm
I mean c'mon ... you couldn't come up with an "absitinance only education" joke using this pic?
Sean - November 17, 2009, 6:31 pm
Spay and/or neuter your pets! There, let's all pepper the site with advocacy ads. I'm not anti-gun, just anti-this.
Derek - November 17, 2009, 6:21 pm
So they can be like Lee Harvey Oswald. Quite a marksman.

GREEK FIRE - Where is your Zeus now?

TAGS: greece greek protest fire eeuu anarchist rebel underage murder teenager police
Rating: 1.95/5

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LogicDude - December 11, 2008, 2:29 pm
You made me ROFL at that you Pun-Master you!


TAGS: guilty pleasures day teenage angst abba iceman
Rating: 4.72/5

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Tarapin - May 1, 2011, 7:10 pm
Nothin guilty about that pleasure. A&A were hotties! Five horny lions here.
agdaniele - January 14, 2011, 1:15 am
Winner takes it all! (well, he takes 5 lions, anyhow... and not in a gay way)
Cubbybear - January 14, 2011, 1:10 am
Mamma Mia! What a poster...5L


TAGS: bullies teens revenge parents poetry
Rating: 4.71/5

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MissPriss - July 4, 2012, 12:57 am
Guns don't kill kids, parents that can't be bothered to be parents do. hanks for the comments.
SteveFurlong - July 3, 2012, 5:38 pm
Childhood innocence should be preserved as long as possible. The kid's dad should have found out where the bullies lived and shot them himself.
EmilioDumphque - July 3, 2012, 2:29 pm
Maybe dad should have bought a trigger-lock.

MY FIRST CAR - Talk about a tank! See the tiny dent where the license plate goes? Over $4000 of damage to the pick-up I rear-ended!

TAGS: i could fit 8 teenagers in this car with room to spare
Rating: 3.94/5

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FatherTyme - June 9, 2011, 2:38 pm
FTW!!!! They just don't mak'em like they used to. Now a days they crumble like week old potato chips

DATING IN HELL - Choice A: Go to jail Choice B: Don't look down

EMOOOOOOOOOO - The awkward teen years

TAGS: mooooooooo in his teens
Rating: 3.75/5

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Devilkin9030 - October 30, 2009, 8:34 pm
It's an Emo Yak Attack!
Sean - September 26, 2009, 12:57 am
Too bad the awkwardness lives on. *snickers*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 21, 2009, 5:34 pm
I wanted to cut myself.....But only to get at those sweet,sweet Rib-eyes......5


TAGS: young frankensteen
Rating: 3.65/5

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newkevind51 - March 28, 2011, 8:19 am
5 Bluchers? is that how much you suck in a day?
ICEMAN - March 24, 2011, 10:44 pm
You sure your real name isn't Abby Normal? 5 Blüchers


TAGS: reality dream maiden teenage
Rating: 3.19/5

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crankyhead - July 30, 2010, 7:27 pm
Hey Aggy, how ya doin?
agdaniele - July 30, 2010, 7:26 pm
It's only a temp ban... he'll be back to make it permanent, I'm sure.
agdaniele - July 30, 2010, 7:17 pm
Hardly qualifies as a timmy... We've seen better.
TheTrashHeap - July 30, 2010, 8:46 am
Were gonna need another Timmy!
rerun - July 30, 2010, 6:40 am

which is why it was rejected the 1st time.
pzykosiz - July 30, 2010, 4:03 am
i can't say i get this
rerun - July 30, 2010, 2:44 am

no worries angelous....this just supports the decision to no longer approve any of your submissions
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2010, 11:04 pm
agdaniele - July 29, 2010, 10:34 pm
angelous... tsk tsk. Voting yourself 5 Lions on this poster 5 times? No me gusto. Cagaste y saltaste en la caca.
angelous - July 29, 2010, 9:05 am
The reason why I submitted it again was that I did not get any reason about why the mod rejected this MF, then I decided to submit it again in order to know it... And surprise. Have a nice day.
rerun - July 29, 2010, 6:43 am

perfect example of what not to do. Good job A...let it get rejected and keep submitting it until approved. You have now made it to my "watch" list. I think you know where the door is, if not doon't worry. I will be showing it to you.

TEENS - They're so depraved.

TAGS: zits teens bored comic
Rating: 3.15/5

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EssenceOfJester - May 25, 2010, 10:27 pm
R.S.Jake - May 25, 2010, 6:07 pm
Well, it works either way really...
EssenceOfJester - May 25, 2010, 5:52 pm
MissRed - May 25, 2010, 11:08 am
No worries Jester. I like it!
EssenceOfJester - May 25, 2010, 2:30 am
Yes, yes I did. I feel quite dumb.
Derek - May 24, 2010, 3:50 am
Perhaps you meant to say "deprived"?

FLICKR - A place where shitty teenage artists can pretend that they don't suck at photography.

TAGS: flickr teenage suck photography fail
Rating: 1.77/5

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BriaHere - June 25, 2009, 12:39 pm
That girl in the background got grounded when her parents saw this.

TEEN TITANS - In live-action?

TAGS: teen titans robin nightwing starfire beastboy beast boy cyborg raven
Rating: 1.6/5

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BoneCD - July 30, 2009, 8:40 pm
Ya know jalford if you're going to change your name, I don't think jalcord was a good choice


TAGS: mtv teen mom
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - December 16, 2013, 6:57 pm
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 16, 2013, 3:47 pm
Nice word play. Although, I never knew this show existed. And now that I do, the only thing that comes to mind is, "Really? WTF?"

Reality Lord Starts Another Day -

TAGS: friday the thirteenth 2013
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - September 13, 2013, 1:33 pm
You moderators seem to have all the fun! Every Fri the Thirteenth, that is.
lgvernon - September 13, 2013, 12:47 pm

I have it...
Reality Lord - September 13, 2013, 8:44 am

not today friend. now...where did i leave that chainsaw....

Movie Theater Parking Lots -

TAGS: teenagers grownups making out cheating adultery
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 25, 2014, 10:10 pm
I prefer seedy motel rooms……to watch movies
Greeny - August 25, 2014, 10:06 pm
I'd be more worried about the guy peering in the window
Sho - August 25, 2014, 9:52 pm
LOL. That's a 5L

nightclubing -

TAGS: nightclub party teenager immature hitting bottom
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 25, 2014, 4:53 pm
Glad you liked it, Gar. I think we all throughout our lives have that one friend just . . . . haven't done much to progress to maturity.
GaryO - January 25, 2014, 12:12 pm
Got that right, cynic. Even at 25 it feels a bit stupid…and boring. At 64 it’s just loud, claustrophobic, and scary…not that I’d know…….

Love or Lust -

Teens -

TAGS: rebel rebellious teens sign
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - June 30, 2014, 4:45 pm
Thanks little!
chickenlittle - June 30, 2014, 11:02 am
hahaha, love it MissP!

Bizarre Trivia -

TAGS: sex and the city secret life american teenager condoms is not the gift where it s just the thought that counts you actually have to use them
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2014, 2:57 pm
And if I was, lol, I was framed! Framed most likely by the missus herself.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2014, 2:56 pm
Lol! No way, man. It's the wife's shows, I can hear it from the other room. Anytime I hear either theme song, I get out a piece of leather and bite down on it and go into convulsions. I wouldn't be caught dead watching any of this.
Cannabal - May 16, 2014, 1:00 pm
Cynic, buddy, I luv ya, I really do, but I think you need to stop watching all of these TV shows, man. You need a hobby like stamp collecting or stalking, so long as it's not this, man.

MTV's Spring Break -

homeless teens -

TAGS: homeless teens drugs alcohol
Rating: 4.5/5

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motifayk - May 13, 2014, 6:31 am
I suppose it applies to every part of the world. In the east, Islam encourages charity to Muslims and Zen, Buddhist and Hindu monks provide a lot of free food and money. There is no justification for begging, anywhere in the world.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 23, 2013, 11:23 pm
Thanks, Gary. I couldn't have said it better myself.
GaryO - December 23, 2013, 4:30 pm
There’s work, there’s food, there’s clothing, there’s shelter, there’s programs….but there’s also free money…and it rather pisses me off, because that negates the desire to work for it.
GaryO - December 23, 2013, 4:29 pm
Here, in North America, there is no good reason to beg. None. Period. Vet or teen. The volunteer group I’m with throws away hundreds of lbs of food……every week. Jobs in my area are going unfilled.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 22, 2013, 7:52 pm
I had a heart once, then it was repoed by my HMO. And my Motifakes are the end results :-D Glad you liked.
premiumgrade - December 22, 2013, 6:18 pm
Sure can. I'm so glad I don't have a heart.
maoworks2 - December 22, 2013, 8:42 am
WEll That Sounds Just About Right.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 22, 2013, 3:58 am
And if you're homeless and you're reading this . . . . on your iPad our smartphone . . . . you need to get your priorities straight.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 22, 2013, 3:56 am
I wasn't referring to those who are homeless like veterans. This is in blatant reference to teenagers.
EmilioDumphque - December 22, 2013, 1:40 am
Demon001 is right. There are plenty of homeless out there that don't have drug habits. Plenty who are homeless through no fault of their own.
demon001 - December 22, 2013, 1:16 am
Cynicism can eat at your heart 'til there's nothing left.


MY PAST WON'T ALLOW IT - Don't let yourself forget what it is like to be 16.


TAGS: teenagers calendar post office stamp
Rating: 4.11/5

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mariand - January 20, 2012, 2:59 am


BE ONE WITH YOURSELF - The opening line to the book 'Being a teenage boy'

Teenage Girls -

Last Man Standing -

COOL - Napoleon still has it

TAGS: teen
Rating: 3.88/5

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AUNT ZELDA - She'll put a spell on you. If you're really lucky.

DAMN SHAME - When people be throwing away a PERFECTLY good.....


TAGS: teen beauty
Rating: 3.21/5

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guyfox - March 11, 2011, 9:53 pm
what ever happened to her
Koradan - March 11, 2011, 4:12 pm
All I can say is.... DAYUM!! Yes, the two-syllable DAMN!!



TAGS: milf older woman courgar seduction teenage boy
Rating: 2.88/5

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suenero - May 29, 2010, 1:30 pm
I think you mean "Almost Strangers". I looked it up on Amazon.com. Sounds good.
spacedog - May 28, 2010, 8:27 pm
*didn't* -doh!
spacedog - May 28, 2010, 8:25 pm
Had to Go*gle that one Aggy. I did know it was anything other than a bad sitcom.
agdaniele - May 28, 2010, 8:14 pm
And we're not going to credit Perfect Strangers?
spacedog - May 28, 2010, 8:11 pm
Coincidentally, Harold and Maude came out the same year.


TAGS: a real american idol not a conformist punk looking for his fifteen minutes
Rating: 2.75/5

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Bartimaeus - September 29, 2009, 7:21 pm
I made this. I forgot to log in. I'm so used to not having to type my name when I upload.


impossible -

TAGS: nineteen counting reality tv show families
Rating: 2.33/5

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Oldsod - January 11, 2014, 6:44 am
I've met the eldest, and did some work for 'em. He, at least, seems legit. Of course, this was pre-fame, at least two kids ago.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 10, 2014, 1:18 pm
The one up top closest to the guy who looks like Kenneth from 30 Rock.
Greeny - January 8, 2014, 5:40 pm
Which one is the clown car?
EmilioDumphque - January 8, 2014, 3:18 pm
"Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword." -Jesus (Matthew 10:34) Most Christians don't follow the teachings of Jesus, but the teachings of Saul of Tarsus, the Roman double agent.

Parenting -

TAGS: teen black eye shiner discipline
Rating: 2/5

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Agamemnon218 - August 20, 2008, 6:32 pm
Especially the androgynous ones.

IN KANYE'S DEFENSE - U.S. Americans don't have maps, and the way to alleviate this South Africa, and The IRAQ..." Good Save Kanye!

TAGS: kanye west taylor hicks miss teen south darolina
Rating: 1.42/5

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Player_Meyer - September 18, 2009, 4:49 am
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2007/08/25/miss-south-carolina-stupid/ It's a reference joke I'm from South Africa and I got it... :P GJ on the poster
[email protected] - September 18, 2009, 4:22 am
I'm still trying to wrap my head around wot she meant! All i know is MAIO LOPEZ shouldn't be the smartest in the room.
LogicDude - September 17, 2009, 9:32 am
WTF? "U.S. Americans?" As opposed to what? South African Americans?